- If you read this, then you must be having an Internet connection.
- If you have an Internet connection, then you must be on Facebook.
- If you are on Facebook, then you must have Facebook friends.
- If you have Facebook friends, some of them would be new friends, some of them would be people you’ve known for more than ten years.
- If you have Facebook friends, then they would have uploaded some pictures.
- If your Facebook friends have uploaded pictures, then your friends of more than ten years would surely have uploaded unflattering embarrassing pictures from the Stone Age.
- If Stone Age pictures of you and your friends surface in Facebook, then you must have gone “oohh-ahhh we were so young and so innocent”.
- If you had oohed-aahed at your old pictures, then you would also have noticed how slimmer everyone was back then, and how everyone had more hair.
- Which leads us to the conclusion: everyone is fat, and balding.
Elementary, my dear Watson!